its 2012 why cant i drive my bed to the kitchen to get a snack
(Source: mirandacosgrove, via horribleintervalsofsanity)
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- first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
- end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
Politeness became so rare that some people mistook it for flirtation.
(Source: nicosuave, via dopest-ethiopian)
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